October 2011
4 posts
20 games that shook the world. Still painful watching southgate miss the penalty in 96
I love Rob Dyrdeks Fantasy Factory so much
Eurgh some stupid woman on the train is singing the worst rendition or Bruno mars I’ve ever heard
Fuck kitty it so should have been Terry instead #xfactor
August 2011
9 posts
also this advert is rad http://t.co/k20sQMM
RT @MattyLAH: The female Wagner
Inbetweeners was amazing!
So on it! RT @JesseWalker_: Excited to go out for nathans birthday tomorrow, 2-4-1 cocktails bring it ooonnnnnn
On another note. What ever happened to all the stuff about bin laden being a hoax? Or has everyone just lost interest?
RT @TarionDragon: Greenwich Council says it will be seeking eviction of any council tenants if found to have been engaged in criminal ac …
The police deserve more credit. Theres no fucking way id wanna be doing what theyre doing right now
Despite my love for beer, being in wetherspoons this early feels like a chrore
RT @sickipediabot: If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?
Omg this woman’s pitch is so cringe. #dragonsden
July 2011
16 posts
Chris invited some dirty smelly Russian man to sit next to us on the train his got his feet and gross scars out. Fml.
RT @SnapbackSeason: Who’s #winning a free #snapback today?
£10 in duty free. Thank you very much http://lockerz.com/s/123783114
Reading about driving on Florida. Getting a little nervous haha
On the way to the airport. Buzzin
So addicted to tiny tower
RT @Blockbuster_UK: We have some Horrible Bosses merchandise to give away! RT to win an official ‘park pack’. Out in cinemas July 22. Fo …
Just drove past a caravan on the m25 that was fully on fire on the hard shoulder
Florida on Friday with @kingjesse_ Can’t fucking wait
RT @hockeydork: Best groom’s cake EVER!!! @pghpenguins @NHL http://t.co/hZnG5kS
So bridesmaids was actually pretty funny
RT @OMGFacts: North Korea has three Internet hosts. In 2010, the United States had 439 million.
God this blokes the same as always. Such a greedy idiot. #fourrooms
Hell*
Well that was disappointing. Glad I didn’t pay £15 for it
June 2011
4 posts
Currently filling up this bad boy http://lockerz.com/s/114680665
Fuck batchwood
Hangingggg
RT @ScuzzTV: RT For you chance to win a pair of Sonisphere Weekend Tix with Camping RETWEET this message and follow @ScuzzTV #scuzz
May 2011
13 posts
RT @joannalolrence: Slam dunk did not disappoint. Love everyone and everything
RT @kingjesse_: All I can say is it was enchanting to meet you..
Just saw a man sat on a bench being sick with a can of tennants next to him. Southamptons so classy
Hell yeahhhh http://yfrog.com/h8y8onij
Just sucked dick for a free taxi home, salty times
This fiery whisky and vodka is burning my throat. The island is so backwards.
Fuck you doctor pepper. When you offered me pants or prizes I thought you meant real pants not a game that doesn’t work on my phone #letdown
Dissertation submitted. Officially finished uni forever. Not sure how I feel about this
Found out quotes over 2 lines long need to be separated and dont count towards the word count. shit
8144. Nearly there. @alastairhart hows yours coming on?
5685 done. Im slowly getting there
RT @sickipediabot: Osama Bin Laden who the fucks knocking on my door at this time of night? Barack Obama likes this
RT @kingjesse_: All I can say is it was enchanting to meet you..
April 2011
5 posts
Got excited cos I thought Id been invited to an end of season staff party. Turns out its an end of season staff survey :(
‘A blind man advertising the new nokia camera phone, its like Steven Hawking advertising the latest pair of trainers’
Another stupidly sunny day and im still stuck inside writing my essay :( #fml
651/200 words. Cant be bothered with anymore tonight. Just want to watch more ice hockey